2008年10月26日星期日

Murdering the English Language! [电邮转载]

See how some people write Leave Applications. It's murder of the English language, extremely Funny though. Just Read It.

The Leave Applications

Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows

Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.

This is from Oracle Bangalorem, from an employee who was performing the 'mundan' ceremony of his 10 year old son

As I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.

Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding

As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.

From H.A.L. Administration Dept

As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.

Another employee applied for half day leave as follows

Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave.

An incident of a leave letter

I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday.

A leave letter to the headmaster

As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today.

Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.

Covering note:

I am enclosed herewith ...

Another one

Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below ...

Actual letter written for application of leave

My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave.

Letter writing

I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.

A candidate's job application

This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'. As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

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